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I'm so humble that If u invite me to ur house and there's no food. I'll just eat u instead.

happily married people need to speak louder bec the internet is making marriage look like a horror story.

fart once they will forget it in a couple days. shit yourself and they'll remember for years. make big moves to be remembered

I post more memes than selfies cause I rather see y'all smiling than falling in love

Only in brown families will you get made fun of for your weight and then yelled at for dieting.

I always give fat people wrong directions so they walk more and lose weight feel like a superhero sometimes