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if u text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed

What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer

happily married people need to speak louder bec the internet is making marriage look like a horror story.

I post more memes than selfies cause I rather see y'all smiling than falling in love

I always give fat people wrong directions so they walk more and lose weight feel like a superhero sometimes