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I'm so humble that If u invite me to ur house and there's no food. I'll just eat u instead.

happily married people need to speak louder bec the internet is making marriage look like a horror story.

fart once they will forget it in a couple days. shit yourself and they'll remember for years. make big moves to be remembered

Only in brown families will you get made fun of for your weight and then yelled at for dieting.

I post more memes than selfies cause I rather see y'all smiling than falling in love

I always give fat people wrong directions so they walk more and lose weight feel like a superhero sometimes